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9 out of 10 Misogynists Agree: Sexism Wouldn’t Be Such a Problem if Women Weren’t Such Bitches All The Time
In a recent poll done outside many of our nation’s gyms, bars, and Ed Hardy T-shirt shops, it has been reported that a majority of male misogynists would tone with their sexism if women would just tone with their bitchiness like, just once. “It actually isn’t that hard to understand” says resident Long Island douchebagContinue reading “9 out of 10 Misogynists Agree: Sexism Wouldn’t Be Such a Problem if Women Weren’t Such Bitches All The Time”
I know things seemed to be going really well for us, and neither you nor I wanted to mess with the weird, unspoken balance we were finally having. For once, we weren’t arguing. You weren’t having your usual hissy fits, you weren’t complaining about my music being too loud, and you weren’t being a totalContinue reading “Okay, You Know What? I’m NOT Sorry For Party Rocking”
by Erin Wenke I know for a fact I am speaking for everyone when I say I have HAD ENOUGH of those evil fucking Charmin bears, always singing their stupid little songs about wiping their asses. Maybe the toilet paper shortage of 2020 made us a tad touchy, but for as long as I canContinue reading “Just About Fucking Had It With These Goddamn Charmin Bears”
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