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9 out of 10 Misogynists Agree: Sexism Wouldn’t Be Such a Problem if Women Weren’t Such Bitches All The Time

In a recent poll done outside many of our nation’s gyms, bars, and Ed Hardy T-shirt shops, it has been reported that a majority of male misogynists would tone with their sexism if women would just tone with their bitchiness like, just once. “It actually isn’t that hard to understand” says resident Long Island douchebagContinue reading “9 out of 10 Misogynists Agree: Sexism Wouldn’t Be Such a Problem if Women Weren’t Such Bitches All The Time”

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