A Glimpse Into the Hot, Yonic New Music Genre: Pussy Music

One thing’s for certain: music about the vagina is becoming more and more mainstream. You may have heard Cardi B and Megan Thee Stallion’s ‘WAP (Wet Ass Pussy)” and the outrage it generated from old conservative bats with dry, shriveled up snatches. While it may not be easy to believe, it took the efforts of many artists composing coochie music to get to the cultural point we’re at now. Let’s look at some of the poonaner pioneers over the past couple years.

When it comes to catchy music with lyrics on the more vulgar side, look no further than Cupcakke, the Chicago-born rapper with a repertoire for raunchiness. She arguably put pussy music on the map, in rap, specifically, with songs such as “Vagina” and “Juicy Coochie”. But that doesn’t mean she didn’t have predecessors that released yonic hits of their own. You have to have heard “My Neck, My Back” by Khia. Some have even speculated that older classics such as Nirvana’s “Heart Shaped Box” and Peter Gabriel’s “Sledgehammer” were written with pussy on the brain. But lately, we’ve been seeing a surge in pussy music like never before, such as “Good Form” by Nicki Minaj and “Pussy Talk” by City Girls ft. Doja Cat. Does that mean all pussy music is good? Of course not. Justin Bieber supposedly wrote the boring piece of flopaganda known as “Yummy” about his girlfriend’s snatch. Here’s a personal opinion, people- leave pussy music to the pussy havers.

Now, pussy music is the term for now, but is a new term in order? Perhaps. Pussypop? Pussycore? Yonic rap? Vag punk? We’re open to suggestions, of course.

But the point is, I embrace this new era of open legs with open arms. If you’re tired of visual artists shoehorning the imagery of vulvas into their works all willy-nilly, maybe music is more your style.

I’ll leave us off at this, because I know you may be thinking it- does pussy music imply the existence of penis music? Um, duh. But that’s an article for another time.

by Ken Weiner

One thought on “A Glimpse Into the Hot, Yonic New Music Genre: Pussy Music

  1. I’ve also heard of a new music duo that specialize in this kind of music. They’re called Labia & Vulva. They have a great manager, Hymen.

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