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A Glimpse Into the Hot, Yonic New Music Genre: Pussy Music

One thing’s for certain: music about the vagina is becoming more and more mainstream. You may have heard Cardi B and Megan Thee Stallion’s ‘WAP (Wet Ass Pussy)” and the outrage it generated from old conservative bats with dry, shriveled up snatches. While it may not be easy to believe, it took the efforts ofContinue reading “A Glimpse Into the Hot, Yonic New Music Genre: Pussy Music”

Peanuts to Have Gritty, R-rated Reboot Focusing on Snoopy’s Time in WWI

By Bradley Rabinowitz In a recent press conference from 20th Century Fox, details about new, upcoming projects were announced. These include another Croods sequel titled The Croods 3: What Are Those Fiery Rocks in the Sky?, an animated reality show The Real Housewives of Gru’s Minions, and another Peanuts movie that’s going to be takingContinue reading “Peanuts to Have Gritty, R-rated Reboot Focusing on Snoopy’s Time in WWI”

New Study Reveals That Repeat Viewings Of 1992’s The ButterCream Gang Raises Likelihood of Juvenile Arrests By Up To 79%

By Jack Alano There are many factors that can turn a young person towards the wrong paths, a bad home life, economic issues, along with those from being of a non-dominant class, race, ethnicity, or personal identity. All of these have been studied for decades on their effects of at-risk youth, but a newly publishedContinue reading “New Study Reveals That Repeat Viewings Of 1992’s The ButterCream Gang Raises Likelihood of Juvenile Arrests By Up To 79%”

PERSEVERANCE ROVER ANALYSIS CONCLUDED: MARS SUCKS

By Jack Alano “Awe-struck by the night sky here on Mars, but cold enough to freeze NASA’s champaign glasses in 0.31 seconds. Pricks.” ~NASA’s Perseverance Rover It’s been almost two weeks since NASA successfully landed its fifth Mars Rover on the surface of the red planet. The mission’s prime objective is to search for tracesContinue reading “PERSEVERANCE ROVER ANALYSIS CONCLUDED: MARS SUCKS”

9 out of 10 Misogynists Agree: Sexism Wouldn’t Be Such a Problem if Women Weren’t Such Bitches All The Time

In a recent poll done outside many of our nation’s gyms, bars, and Ed Hardy T-shirt shops, it has been reported that a majority of male misogynists would tone with their sexism if women would just tone with their bitchiness like, just once. “It actually isn’t that hard to understand” says resident Long Island douchebagContinue reading “9 out of 10 Misogynists Agree: Sexism Wouldn’t Be Such a Problem if Women Weren’t Such Bitches All The Time”

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