Office Workers Crap Outside

By Aidan Kushner: The Harken-Millgram Oil company offices have a new policy for their employees. They have forbidden having bowel movements in the bathrooms. Now if employees must relieve themselves they are required to go outside. According to CEO Mr. Harken Millgram, “We feel awful about the pollution we are causing with our oil product.Continue reading “Office Workers Crap Outside”